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I stopped a bit too quickly and Santa wasn't wearing a seltbelt .. |
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Well, now what, Mr. Nose-So-Bright? |
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My name is "Get Away from the Christmas Tree." What's yours? |
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Each Christmas, I realize that happiness is having a
large, close-knit family...... in another state. |
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Bob has a name for that tingly feeling you
get during the holiday season
Fleas Navidad |
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I can't believe no one gave us a crib. |
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On the first day of Christmas my true friend brought to me every
ornament off my darn tree! |
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Well, are you happy, Mr. Shortcut? |
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Okay, okay! You're the wisest! |
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Reindeer Tryouts |
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"Bob! You fool. ... Don't plug that thing in!" |
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Happy Holidays |
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Dear Ma, I got the job |
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Unbeknownst to most theologians, there was a fourth wiseman, who was
turned away for bringing fruitcake. |
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Right. I'm going to ask you again nicely -let go? |
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The day the Elves won the lottery |
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Where icicles come from |
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I couldn't find any carrots for the nose, so I grabbed this from my moms drawer |
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All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names. |
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How to tell you've been really bad. |
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It's not worth it, Roy! Let's just give him our noses & let him go! |
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Santa's sexual harassment trial takes a dramatic change for the worse |
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Shit! That's the last time we stop for Mexican food! |
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"Oh great, a flat!" |
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"Nice one Harry, And how are you going to explain this to the kids??" |
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"Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" |
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"Would you look at that? They're making a baby right in the front yard!" "It's disgraceful!" |
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"It's not worth it, Roy! Let's just give him our noses & let him go!" |
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"Of course they're fake! I saw her at the snow cone stand yesterday." |
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"Damn contemporary, bullshit architecture!" |
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"I told you cigars were bad for you!" |
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