Trapped on the Internet

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
about my virtual trip
It started from my IBM
with a simple little click
I tried to surf the internet
things did not go well
I wound up in a chatroom with some cybergeeks from hell
He's trapped in cyber-hell

They won't shut up; I can't escape
this AoL nightmare
If I signed on to Prodigy
I bet they'd find me there
Those geeks are everywhere
I'm stuck inside the world wide web with weirdos I don't know
I hit F1
unplug the phone
I can't click out
I can't click in
incessant chat
Oh my god
I'm trapped on the internet!
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