//Array function function makeArray(len) { for (var i = 0; i - Yoda (\'The Empire Strikes Back\')'; quote[8] = '\"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.\"
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)'; quote[9] = '\"If women didn\'t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.\"
- Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)'; quote[10] = '\"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I\'ve never tried before.\"
- Mae West (1892-1980) '; quote[11] = '\"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.\"- Al Capone (1899-1947)'; quote[12] = '\"Attention to health is life greatest hindrance.\" - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
\"Plato was a bore.\"- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
\"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.\"- Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)
\"I\'m not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.\"- Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)
\"Hemingway was a jerk.\"- Harold Robbins '; quote[13] = '\"In America, anybody can be president. That\'s one of the risks you take.\"
- Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965) '; quote[14] = '\"640K ought to be enough for anybody.\"
- Bill Gates (1955-), in 1981 '; quote[15] = '\"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.\"
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 '; quote[16] = '\"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.\"
- General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964) '; quote[17] = '\"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you\'ll be happy; if not, you\'ll become a philosopher.\"
- Socrates (470-399 B.C.) '; quote[18] = '\"When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.\"
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) '; quote[19] = '\"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth\."
- Niels Bohr (1885-1962) '; quote[20] = '\"In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it\'s the exact opposite.\"
- Paul Dirac (1902-1984) '; quote[21] = '\"Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.\"
-Einstein '; quote[22] = '\"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.\"
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)'; quote[23] = '\"There are two major products to come out of Berekley: LSD and UNIX. We don\'t believe this to be a coincidence.\"
-Anonymous '; quote[24] = ' Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it\'s 100% fatal. '; quote[25] = '\"You can\'t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!\"
-- Monty Python\'s Holy Grail '; quote[26] = '\"With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand miles closer to globular cluster M13 in the constellation Hercules, and still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no such thing as progress.\"
-- Ransom K. Ferm '; quote[27] = '\"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.\"
-- Dave Barry '; quote[28] = '\"There\'s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?\"
-- Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate '; quote[29] = '\"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant\'s life, she will choose to save the infant\'s life without even considering if there are men on base.\"
-- Dave Barry '; quote[30] = '\"In any organization, there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.\"
- Colin J. Wynne '; quote[31] = '\"The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant\; the population is growing.\"
- Mr. Cole\'s Axiom '; quote[32] = '\"Unix is the answer, but only if you phrase the question very carefully.\"
- Belinda Asbell '; quote[33] = '\"If you can\'t build a model of it, it isn\'t true.\"
- Buckminster Fuller '; quote[34] = '\"The mind is it\'s own place, and of itself can make a heaven of hell, and a hell of heaven\"
- John Milton - "Paradise Lost" '; quote[35] = '\"You have to realize that the government, any government, is insane. You have to treat it the way pagans treated their gods: As an irrational, capricious, and powerful entity which will mete out total destruction if not sacrificed to or otherwise placated.\"
- Mike Long (future Libertarian revolutionary) '; quote[36] = '\"All of us who are concerned for peace and the triumph of reason and justice
must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will have upon events in the political field.\"
- Albert Einstein '; quote[37] = '\"There are no mistakes, only happy accidents\"
- Bob Ross'; quote[38] = '\"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.\"
--Calvin, from Calvin and Hobbes'; quote[39] = '\"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That\'s relativity.\"--Albert Einstein'; quote[40] = '\"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they\'d never expect it.\"
-Deep Thoughts'; quote[41] = '\"If a woman ever tried to kick my ass, I\'d be like \'Hey, why are you always making me dress like the mailman and dance for you while you go and smoke crack and make love to some other guy I don\'t even know in my dad\'s bed\'\"
Cartman, South Park'; quote[42] = '\"Life is what happens while you\'re busy making other plans.\"'; quote[43] = '\"A person can be smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals.\"
-Men in Black'; quote[44] = '\"Luck is just life\'s way of keeping you interested.\"'; quote[45] = '\"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy\"'; quote[46] = '\"Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.\"'; quote[47] = '\"I\'m not afraid of the man who wants ten nuclear weapons. I\'m terrified of the man who only wants one.\"
-The Peacemaker'; quote[48] = '\"I don\'t know what\'s scarier, losing a nuclear weapon or that it happens so often there\'s actually a term for it.\"
-Giles Prentice in Broken Arrow (1996)'; quote[49] = '\"There is nothing so close to God on Earth as a General on a battlefield.\"
-Michael Shaara, The Killer Angels'; quote[50] = '\"I have no opinion. Opinions are politics, and politics are an evil that has caused many a young man to be hung while he was young and pretty.\"
-Steven King, Wizards and Glass'; quote[51] = '\"Lawyers are like nuclear warheads. I have them because the other guy has them, but the first time you use them it fucks everything up.\"
Garfield in Other People\'s Money (1991)'; quote[52] = '\"If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100,
get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.\"
-Robert Cringley'; quote[53] = '\"Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.\"
--Adrienne Gusoff'; quote[54] = '\"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.\"
--Ralph Waldo Emerson'; quote[55] = '\"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.\"
--Albert Einstein'; quote[56] = '\"God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically.\"
-Albert Einstein'; quote[57] = '\"The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.\"
-Solomon Short'; quote[58] = '\"When people speak to you about a preventive war, you tell them to go and fight it. After my experience, I have come to hate war. War settles nothing.\"
--Dwight D. Eisenhower'; quote[59] = '\"In order for a war to be just, three things are necessary. First, the authority of the sovereign.... Secondly, a just cause.... Thirdly ... a rightful intention.\"--Saint Thomas Aquinas'; quote[60] = '\"There is no such thing as an inevitable war. If war comes it will be from failure of human wisdom.\"--Andrew B. Law'; quote[61] = '\"Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.\"-Arthur Miller'; quote[62] = '\"Life moves pretty fast. If you don\'t stop and look around once in awhile, you might miss it.\"
-Ferris Beuller\'s Day Off'; quote[63] = '\"Go that way, really fast. If something get\'s in your way, turn.\"
- How to ski, from Better off Dead'; quote[64] = '\"...evil will always win, because good is dumb!\"
-Dark Helmet, \"Spaceballs\"'; quote[65] = '\"I am two fools, I know, For loving, and for saying so in Whining poetry.\"
-John Donne'; quote[66] = '\"It will be a cold day in hell when schools get all the money they need to educate our children, and the Army has to have a bake sale to buy a new jet.\"
-Bumper Sticker'; quote[67] = '\"Accept that some days you\'re the pigeon, and some days you\'re the statue.\"'; quote[68] = '\"I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow isn\'t looking good either.\"'; quote[69] = '\"Knowledge is that area of ignorance that we arrange and classify.\"
-Ambrose Bierce\"'; quote[70] = '\"If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary.\"
-Jim Rohn'; quote[71] = '\"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.\"
-Eleanor Roosevelt'; quote[72] = '\"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.\"
-Henry Ford'; quote[73] = '\"There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is less competition.\"
-Indira Ghandi'; quote[74] = '\"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.\"
-Albert Einstein'; quote[75] = '\"Immature love says: I love you because I need you. Mature love says: I need you because I love you.\"
-Erich Fromm'; quote[76] = '\"Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.\"
-Jesus'; quote[77] = '\"I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.\"
-Pietro Aretino, Italian poet'; quote[78] = '\"O, Divine Master, Grant that I may not so much seek to be consoled, as to console; To be understood as to understand; To be loved as to love; For it is in giving that we receive; It is in pardoning that we are pardoned; And it is in dying to ourselves that we are born to eternal life. Amen.\"
Saint Augustine'; quote[79] = '\"Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.\"
-Saint Augustine'; quote[80] = '\"The man is a success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much; who has gained the respect of intelligent men and the love of children; who has filled his niche and accomplished his task; who leaves the world better than he found it, whether by an improved poppy, a perfect poem, or a rescued soul; who never lacked appreciation of earth\'s beauty or failed to express it; who looked for the best in others and gave the best he had.\"
-Proverbs 15:1, Bible'; quote[81] = '\"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.\"
-Eleanor Roosevelt'; quote[82] = '\"Realize that true happiness lies within you. Waste no time and effort searching for peace and contentment and joy in the world outside. Remember that there is no happiness in having or in getting, but only in giving. Reach out. Share. Smile. Hug. Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself.\"
-Og Mandino'; quote[83] = '\"Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight.
Extend to them all the care, kindness, and understanding you can muster, and do it with no thought of any reward.
Your life will never be the same again.\"
-Og Mandino'; quote[84] = '\"If you must speak ill of another, do not speak it . . . write it in the sand near the water\'s edge.\"
-Napolean Hill, author'; quote[85] = '\"For myself I am an optimist--it does not seem to be much use being anything else.\"
-Sir Winston Churchill'; quote[86] = '\"I am not judged by the number of times I fail, but by the number of times I succeed;
and the number of times I succeed is in direct proportion to the number of times I can fail and keep on trying.\"
-Tom Hopkins'; quote[87] = '\"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.\"
-Douglas Adams, Author'; quote[88] = '\"In life you can never be too kind or too fair; everyone you meet is carrying a heavy load.
When you go through your day expressing kindness and courtesy to all you meet, you leave behind a feeling of warmth and good cheer,
and you help alleviate the burdens everyone is struggling with.\"
-Brian Tracy, author'; quote[89] = '\"This is called the perfecting of knowledge.
What is meant by \"making the thoughts sincere.\" is the allowing no self-deception, as when we hate a bad smell, and as when we love what is beautiful.
This is called self-enjoyment. Therefore, the superior man must be watchful over himself when he is alone.\"
-Confucius'; quote[90] = '\"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."\"
-Albert Einstein'; quote[91] = '\"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
-Albert Einstein '; quote[92] = '\"The only real valuable thing is intuition.\"
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955) '; quote[93] = '\"A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.\"
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955) '; quote[94] = '\"I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.\"
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955) '; quote[95] = '\"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.\"
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955) '; quote[96] = '\"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.\"
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955) '; quote[97] = '\"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.\"
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955) '; quote[98] = '\"Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.\"
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955) '; quote[99] = '\"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.\"
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)'; quote[100] = '\"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I\'m not sure about the the universe.\"
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)'; quote[101] = '\"Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -- how passionately I hate them.\"
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)'; quote[102] = '\"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence.\"
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955) '; quote[103] = '\"A man\'s ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeeded be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.".\"
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)'; quote[104] = '\"He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder.\"
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)'; quote[105] = '\"We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another.\"
- Luciano de Crescenzo'; //random number generator function rand(n) { seed = (0x015a4e35 * seed) % 0x7fffffff; return (seed >> 16) % n; } var now = new Date() var seed = now.getTime() % 0xfffffff document.write(quote[rand(quote.length)])